why...

when you ask pratt any question that begins with "why", the answer you get goes something like this...

because santa claus is busy at the north pole making presents for little girls and boys and will bring them to mommy and daddy's house next year if pratt is a good boy.


i have NO idea why.  i remember us talking about santa making presents for next year one day.  it was because he asked me if we could go see santa.  and i told him that he was back home.  but that we would see him next december.

it's so crazy.  like, you can say, "why is orange juice orange?" or "why is daddy's beard scratchy?" or "why do ace and scout bark?"

you get the exact same answer about santa each time.  and it's in a really high pitched squeaky girl voice.  and he shakes his head back and forth and laughs the entire time.

what a weirdo...

the cutest weirdo ever.  but still, a weirdo...