Thursday, April 14, 2011

35 weeks.

i'm 35 weeks pregnant.

let me just say one thing to sum this up:

my friend rebekah said today, "hannah, when are you due?  like in 5 minutes?"

i don't have a picture.  for several reasons.

1. because i don't fit in the mirror anymore.
2. because my phone is broke as a joke and currently in cali getting fixed.
and 3. because unless you want a naked picture of the half of my body that does fit in the mirror.  because clothes don't fit.  and they are uncomfortable.  and hot.  and tight.

so you see....

that's what 35 weeks looks like around here.

ain't pretty.

i'm done.  done with everything.

done with pratt's bad behavior.
done with being pregnant.
done with sweating under my boobs.
done with sweating down my buttcrack.
done with walking in stores hoping i can make it to the bathroom before pee starts to trickle down my leg because i swear that i urinate every 20 minutes.
done with eating two bites and immediately burping it up.

done.with.it.all.

but praise God i'm still cooking this baby.  i know, i know.  i'm thankful.  just don't ask me about being thankful when i'm a. trying to sleep, b. not sleeping because i pee constantly, c. attempting to climb my big butt in clint's truck or d. when i'm having indigestion.  oh, or e. when i'm trying to read books to pratt at bedtime and i can't catch my breath because my lungs are so freaking smooshed.

at all every other moment, i'm thankful.

i'm off to yell at someone...peace.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I sent Robin a text that said..."Well, I just got my ab workout from laughing at Hannah's 35 week post!" seriously, that ab workout beat the one I did this morning!

I totally feel your pain. Plus its hot. I have never had to do month 9 in the heat so I am sure it's even harder.

Thanks for the laugh and I promise I remember those days so well....I just didn't express it in a funny way. Mine was whining, remember?! Lol. Love ya

you know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - dr. seuss

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i'm a girl who likes to write. not a girl that's necessarily good at writing. it's cathartic, i think. and boy do i need that from time to time. i married a wonderful man named clint in may of 2007. he is everything i am not. he is calm. he makes plans. he is organized. his truck is always clean. his clothes are hung by types of shirt/color/size/etc. i'm full of nervous energy. i'm spur of the moment. i can't ever find what i'm looking for. we live in my car...pretty much. i'm lucky if my clothes are within ten feet of my closet. God gave us a precious angel of a baby in september of 2008. his name is pratt allen. he is 2.5 years old.we have another little one on the way. his name is max wesley. and he is due may 19th. somehow i'll be the mother of two boys. craaaaa.zy. i spend my days cleaning house. picking worms and caterpillars out of the flower beds. cooking meals. shopping at target. washing clothes. playing on the floor. reading books. doing puzzles. traveling to sonic. and the library. and blogging. i hope you enjoy our blog. feel free to leave a comment. hopefully it's a nice one. i tend to wear my heart on my sleeve.