Monday, November 9, 2009

our morning.

ever wonder what we do around here?

well, i was folding towels this morning about five feet from pratt. i took my eyes off him for literally, eight seconds (shoutout to lane frost), and turned around to see this...


when i shut the bathroom door and told him to stay out of there...this is what he did...



notice he won't look at the camera because he knows he's in trouble.

and yes, his pants and shirt don't match. this morning around 5 am, he woke wet. through the diaper. it's time to move from 4's to 5's.

and any of you who have had the pleasure of living with me...you're familiar with the way i like to keep my newspapers. when i worked for dr. knight at ouachita, i'd always bring in a fresh arkansas democrat. he would open it when i was getting the lab set up and read it. and then attempt to put it back together.

but he never did it correctly. the pages were all out of line. and it just didn't feel right.

it always made me so mad. and once dr. knight realized this...he did it on purpose.

this morning as i was wrapping the tp back on the roll, i looked down and saw this...



just like the newspaper...pure chaos.

it will for sure irk me for a few days.

4 comments:

Laura said...

well, kudos to you for keeping it! I would have just been completely wasteful and torn it all off I'm sure. Funny stuff though - good luck with that little man, lol.

Clara said...

Eek! 5's?
I'm with Laura. I would have totally thrown it away. Maybe even wasted 5 gallons by flushing it. Well, maybe he's just practicing for Bozo the Clown? Anderson is getting pretty good at emptying a Kleenex box in about 2 minutes flat.

Anonymous said...

I feel ya. Pratt and Brylee must be texting each other and deciding what trick they are going to pull because they are pulling the same one-haha.

We need to get those two together soon. Its been too long. Love you guys

RachB said...

i am laughing so hard at your shout out to L.F. Hilarious. Funniest thing you have EVER said.

and i saw the picture of the toilet paper before i read and thought..."she is totally freaking out about that" and i was right.

you know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - dr. seuss

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