bible:
if max doesn't start napping, i'm gonna start smoking.
and no worries. it won't be anything bad for me. like tobacco.
no. it's gonna be weed. the chronic.
i'm for real. it's killing me. this no napping thing.
it's 2:09 pm. he's been up since 7 am. and he has slept for 20 minutes.
that's freaking 7 hours.
20 minutes out of 7 hours.
that's not right.
and the only thing to make it right is drugs.
not that i've ever done them before. because i honestly haven't. but i'm gonna start soon if this crap keeps up.
so if you see me, and i use an awful lot of surfer language (dude, hang ten, etc), call clint. and get me to barbie bramblett's detox unit stat.
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About Me
- hannah
- i'm a girl who likes to write. not a girl that's necessarily good at writing. it's cathartic, i think. and boy do i need that from time to time. i married a wonderful man named clint in may of 2007. he is everything i am not. he is calm. he makes plans. he is organized. his truck is always clean. his clothes are hung by types of shirt/color/size/etc. i'm full of nervous energy. i'm spur of the moment. i can't ever find what i'm looking for. we live in my car...pretty much. i'm lucky if my clothes are within ten feet of my closet. God gave us a precious angel of a baby in september of 2008. his name is pratt allen. he is 2.5 years old.we have another little one on the way. his name is max wesley. and he is due may 19th. somehow i'll be the mother of two boys. craaaaa.zy. i spend my days cleaning house. picking worms and caterpillars out of the flower beds. cooking meals. shopping at target. washing clothes. playing on the floor. reading books. doing puzzles. traveling to sonic. and the library. and blogging. i hope you enjoy our blog. feel free to leave a comment. hopefully it's a nice one. i tend to wear my heart on my sleeve.
3 comments:
This was EXACTLY zane. And no one believed me....
grab a doobie.
Hannah, you might be one of the funniest people I've never met :) lol!!! Have you seen those babies in Cambodia smoking cigs? Maybe American drs would give babies weed. And moms too?!?
Love,
Cmft
"bible"
I. Just. Died. On. The. Floor.
Ike. A. Poodle. Laughing. So. Hard.
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